Stop in the name of the law! Merry Christmas!

Worst idea ever.

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My new favorite blog.

Covering the Mouse, a daily feature of all manner of Disney covers. I am not ashamed to admit my roller-coaster affinity for all things Disney musical.
This is the type of blog I appreciate the most in my Google Reader, it’s about one post a day, usually of something that is interesting, brightens your day, and is often hilariously corny. Some of the covers are surprisingly good and some surprisingly bad. Best of all are the songs that I have never heard of before. Here is the one for today, from The Happiest Millionaire, a soundtrack I should know, since I own it on vinyl.
It won’t be long before Christmas by Diana Ross and the Supremes.
(Btw I kinda like this song…)

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Note: this is not to be confused with my other Disney-related recently favorited blog, Mickey Feio, a blog that consists entirely of pictures of creepy knock-off Mickey Mouses (Mice?)
For example:
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Yikes.

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Brawndo – The Thirst Mutilator

It’s back and it’s real.

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Alvin gets nasty

By the way……. I posted that last Alvin video at like 6 in the morning, whilst battling a bout with insomnia. It didn’t occur to me until about 3 hours later, but while checking out Alvin and the Chipmunks trailer I came across this trailer.
Pay attention at the end:

Ummmmm….. did Alvin just eat a piece of Theodore’s feces???? I mean, I’ve been trying to come up with an alternate explanation, but I think that’s it. Alvin just ate Theodore’s shit. What kind of sick, twisted movie is this??

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YouTube Comment of the Day

“oo i love alvin!!! theador is too cute!! and simon is those average nerds that are funny in a way!! XD” – sora3kairi

A quick sum-up of new Alvin and the Chipmunks movie, which, surprise, looks like the worst thing ever to happen to anything ever in the history of everything. On the plus side, it shows Jason Lee finally embracing his gig-whore Scientology persona.

Here’s the trailer (I recommend reading the comments on YouTube, priceless):

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Germany to ban Scientology

Come on… let the crazy sci-fi cultists have their fun… They are not really doing any harm, except to people dumb enough to fall for their extraordinarily simple-minded bullcrap. Although that tends to be the M.O. of the E.U. at times, protecting the extraordinarily simple-minded people from themselves.

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(picture: Xenu keeping it real)

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How Many Five Year Olds I Could Take in a Fight

25

Looking for payday loan?

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Banned from Playing Music for 5 Years

Judge bans a musician from playing music for 5 years. This is odd. I mean, the guy sounds like a creep, but on what authority can a judge order a musician to refrain from performing? That’s bullshit. Not that the dude’s band was particularly good (here is the Myspace for the band, NAILWOUNDS), but that shouldn’t matter.

“You love your music,” the judge told the defendant. “Your music has been the tool by which you have ingratiated your way into the lives of these girls. You may not play in a band in any public appearances during the term of your probationary period. I’m taking away from you the tools by which you worked your misdeeds, sir.”

Million bucks that judge listens to John Tesh.

(PS this is my 100th Post on this blog!)

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12 Days of Christmas, Liberal Edition (??)

Wow. This is the most retarded thing I have ever seen.

My favorite part is “700 Billion New Spending” that never seems to come out right. Although, the “Hillary’s Woodstock Museum!” bitch, who attempts to show off her singing throughout, fucking up on the last chorus is pretty great.
What a bunch of dumbasses. Merry Christmas!

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Missing Melly Morning

Miss you Melly.

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