Dumbledore Was Gay or Is Gay?

The easiest type of admission or revelation happens after the fact. Oh, btw I was on steroids, now that I already have the medal, Read my lips: no new taxes, etc. How much of a cultural milestone should it be that J.K. Rowling has retroactively made one of her major characters a homosexual? To me it seems too easy, and rather manipulative. Sure, you are the author, why not say that Harry had AIDS, Hermoine had a secret abortion, Ron often thought about the effects of Global Warming? These are modern hot button issues that, if tackled, give some instant credibility to the author. In fact the reason I never got into the series (well, past the first book) was that it seemed essentially a safe, well-written children’s book, nothing to challenge my preconceived notions about society.

John Cloud puts it well:

Why couldn’t he tell us himself? The Potter books add up to more than 800,000 words before Dumbledore dies in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, and yet Rowling couldn’t spare two of those words—”I’m gay”—to help define a central character’s emotional identity? We can only conclude that Dumbledore saw his homosexuality as shameful and inappropriate to mention among his colleagues and students. His silence suggests a lack of personal integrity that is completely out of character.

I don’t know why this should be applauded. Yes, it’s nice to have a major contemporary fictional figure who is gay, but I wish he were not so ashamed of it.

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Republicans vs Hillary

Although I talk a lot of shit about the left, they’ll still never be the fire-breathing assholes the Republicans are. Jesus, they seem to get off on un-gentlemen-like behavior at these debates. Have a degree of fucking honor, dayamn! They gnash their teeth like kids on a playground. I’m not a Hillary fan either, but speak about substance! My favorite of the bunch, Ron Paul, said it best:

“I think they’re bored, and they’re not discussing issues, so they have to come up with all this political stuff,” he said.

Paul characterized Clinton as “an easy target.”

“They’re using her to try to enhance themselves with the base,” he said.

If only he had a shred of a chance of even being nominated…

One of the best things I like about Obama is that he steers clear of these tactics, he’ll give his opinion when asked, but he doesn’t seem to thrive on it.

Hillary’s momentum is scary. Aside from the fact that I would not want her to become president, polls are showing her to be one of the Democrats least likely to beat the Republican nominee.

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Sushi so fresh it’s alive

There are two types of exotic foods, in my opinion: the type that stress your taste buds and the type that stress your brain. This is the latter. To be honest that video freaks me out, how the fish is still breathing while its body is sliced up and being eaten. It’s like something out of a horror movie. Yuck. I don’t know if I’d be able to do it. I mean I could, I just couldn’t let myself think about it, which I suppose is the way you handle any exotic food. I just don’t know if I want that kind of detachment.
-via Neatorama

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Hot Chicks with Douchebags

Wow, I just came across this site. I can’t tell if it is more infuriating or more hilarious. I’ll probably settle with infuriating, since every sensible guy has, as some point in his life, despaired on some beautiful girl’s unbelievably bad choice in men. The guy who runs the site really seems to have made an art of Hot Chick with Douchebag appreciation. Just in case you were wondering, here is an accurate visual definition of a douchebag.

Here’s his comparison of two of his favorite pictures, The Ab Lobster and Fish Slap:

Unbelievable. He’s like the T-1000 of douchebaggery. He will not stop… until we are ‘bagged.

But taking down the mighty Lobster? I didn’t think it could be done. After all, pointing. At. His. Abs.

And yet the eyebrow shaving, the hat tilt, the affect on next-generation douche like Minnow Slap in pic #2, the power of the hottie and the douche-chin were too much for even the wily crustacean to overcome.

Really everything a good blog should be, it’s focused, entertaining, and hilariously passionate. Kinda depressing though.

Funny how all the guys look like they’re from Long Island…

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Who do I hate most of all?

Choose one:

I hate

(A) Activists
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(B) Hipsters
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(C) Yuppies
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(D) Hippies
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most of all.

I can’t decide. Feel free to vote yourself in my comments.

Now, I guess I would still consider myself more to the left than to the right politically. But it’s becoming more and more apparent that I dislike the people on the left more than on the right. They (we?) just tend to be so much more smug, annoying, and self-righteous. And of course, despite their best efforts, they embody the spirit of conformity more than any TV-suckling red-stater. Nowhere is this more apparent than in NYC, where you see the cookie-cutter pattern they all fit into every single day embodied in around 100 people each. Uf! I know I’m being dark, but these are the people with whom I’m supposed to be voting along? Fuck. That.

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Kill your porn-filled computer!

If this was my reaction every time porn showed up on the screen of my computer… it’d be like a Silicon Valley apocalypse in my apartment.

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TV Links Dead??

The death of tv-links.co.uk?? Let’s hope not. TV Links has long been my favored link website for TV episodes and movies (their growing music video library wasn’t bad either…). Now it turns out that the proprietor has been arrested. I really can’t imagine what they could charge him with, but you never know with British law…

TV Links, as per the name, only posts links to sites, such as YouTube, Stage 6 (my fave in terms of quality), and Veoh. TV Links does not upload content. As the blogger relaying the story notes, charging someone for linking to copyrighted material “effectively makes the entire internet illegal”.

In the meantime, you can find your online TV fix at other good link websites, such as alluc, sidereel, and of course Online Video Guide, which searches a long list of link sites.

I’m going to join in TNF’s protest and post a link to copyrighted material right now (wouldn’t be the first time…)

Pushing Daisies – 1st Episode

Good Show.

PS. Oh, just reading the update, apparently there is talk of organized crime charges. WTF??

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Wes Anderson’s spawn

10 Films That Couldn’t Have Happened Without Wes Anderson. Coincidentally, almost all of these movies annoy me in the same way as Wes Anderson’s movies. Little Miss Sunshine is probably my favorite, although it was a little too cute. The dicrepid pile of pretentious triteness that was Garden State is definitely my least favorite. That was one of the few movies that depreciated over time with me. I liked it less and less the more I thought about it.

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Bullshit.

Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

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Please Sit When You Pee sign

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I saw this sign in a Greyhound bus restroom. Ordered emasculation. I like that.

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