So I've been pondering my odd bar experience last night, mainly for a way to classify what the fuck the bearded hipster's deal was. I told my mom about it and she explained, "He sounds like the Soup Nazi". That's it! I met the Cleveland Beer Nazi! Come one come all!! See the mysterious Beer Nazi! Let him enchant you with his sarcasm, but be wary of employing any sarcasm of your own, lest you be banned for life as I was!