Monthly Archives: December 2008

Ol’ Fatso

In my endless research (read: internet dickaround time) I’ve come across another, albeit significantly darker, Augie Rios Christmas song called Ol’ Fatso. Yeah… here’s the song: Augie Rios – Ol’ Fatso.mp3 Check the lyrics, yo: CHORUS:Don’t care who you are … Continue reading

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Donde Esta Santa Claus?

Dear friends, two years ago I lost the fight against Christmas music. I realized that resistance is futile and began collecting weird and unique versions of classic Christmas songs. Well, now I’ve created my own. I just completed a cover … Continue reading

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Wall-E Wins Major Ward

As long as I’m in rant-mode, I might as well rant about a pro-environmental subject, just to, ya know, be fair and balanced and everything. The Los Angeles Film Critics Assn. named ” Wall-E,” Disney/Pixar’s animated film about a little … Continue reading

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The 90s Are Back

Don’t you miss that golden age of film when all movies had a heaping helping of thinly-veiled upper-middle class guilt? Of course you do. Well, it looks like those days are back: When the alien Klaatu stepped off his spaceship … Continue reading

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Travis Barker We Hardly Knew Ye

From Imeem.com: Travis Barker’s “Jockin’ Jay-Z” remix is rumored to be the last project he worked on before surviving a tragic plane crash back in September. The end result is a monster remix with huge drums and grungy electric guitars. … Continue reading

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Auto Bailout Rejected

Senate Abandons Auto Bailout. Sigh. Ok, I get why we wouldn’t want to bail them out. They absolutely do not deserve it. But, where in the holy Jesus was this level of scrutiny when we were deciding to bail out … Continue reading

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I like being right.

Newsflash! Mafoo’s blog official Stupidest Website of 2007, Blackle, is in fact full of shit: LCD screens … are lit via fluorescent tube lights located above or behind the LCD screen. The screen scatters the light, creating the picture. When … Continue reading

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How Would You Like Your Favorite Films Violated, Sir?

Why excessively, of course. Den of Geeks lists the 55 movie remakes currently in the works, including: The Karate Kid They Live The Incredible Shrinking Man (with Eddie Murphy attached, shudder…) Meatballs Metropolis The Dirty Dozen Conan Clash of the … Continue reading

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Rainy Day YouTubin

Josh Martinez – Rainy Day It’s a fan-made video, but actually not bad, just a bunch of stock-footage of rain.

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Lazy Video Embed of the Week

.cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url(‘http://www.comedycentral.com/comedycentral/video/assets/syndicated-logo-over.png’) !important;}.cc_links a{color:#b9b9b9;text-decoration:none;}.cc_show a{color:#707070;text-decoration:none;}.cc_title a{color:#868686;text-decoration:none;}.cc_links a:hover{color:#67bee2;text-decoration:underline;} The Daily Show With Jon StewartM – Th 11p / 10c Mike Huckabee Pt. 2 Barack Obama InterviewJohn McCain Interview Sarah Palin VideoFunny Election Video Jon Stewart is smokin’ in this interview. … Continue reading

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