Just for me

I found this baby-tee in a 99-cent store. If anyone out there can make heads or tails of it I will buy you a beer.

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Moral Absolutism on Fox News

I’ve often wondered if Shepard Smith’s recent un-Fox News-worthy attitude was a result of his legitimate differences with the network – which seem to be growing – or simply a case of moral posturing, as I believe the case to be with Glenn Beck. It’s tough to believe in its sincerity (I mean, he was the host of A Current Affair…) but this outburst seems to be free of pretense. He ends up looking a little foolish in this clip, but I sympathize with him. Torture is just fucking wrong, ok? Sometimes the debate beyond that – especially a biased one – does not really help matters. There have to be some things that are simply taboo in our society despite their inevitable gray areas.

In the torture debate, people often bring up the Alan Dershowitz argument: a bomb is set to detonate in a large city in an hour, we have the terrorist, does it make sense to torture him to find the bomb’s location? Probably. Does that mean we should do it? No. This is a completely hypothetical question with no basis in history. Hypotheticals could be drawn up to question any one of our values, that doesn’t mean we should base policy on fiction. Example: Is is ok to punch children in the face when they’re naughty? No. But what if, this one time, this child was actually not a child and he had the Gary Coleman disease and you didn’t punch him and then he stabbed you. Yeah, good point. Open season on punching kids? No. Punching kids is fucking wrong, case closed.

There are always opportunities for relaxing our moral boundaries and there are always justifications, but it really just comes down to sticking by those decisions. I never cut in line. And I actually kinda consider peoples willingness to cut in line to be demonstrative of a certain sociopathy. Does it make sense to cut in line sometimes? Of course. Would it benefit me on occasion? Yes. But I’ll never do it, I simply will not allow my brain to go there. It’s unfair and fucking wrong. That’s all there is to it.

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Friday Night Gorefest!

Somebody really needs to drop a death metal soundtrack over this.

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What I’ve Been Listening To

Tilly and the Wall – Bad Education

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Trent Reznor Drops the Knowledge

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Here is a very cool interview for anyone who is interested in new business models for making money in music. NIN has probably the most progressive attitude for getting their music out there than any mainstream group, and they’re still raking in the cash. It’s fascinating to watch Trent Reznor geek the hell out about the “NIN brand” and revenue streams and all that. He’s a pretty smart dude. Every musician would be smart to listen up.

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Your Monday Morning WTF

Fox News thinks Mr. Rogers ruined a generation of children:

Yeah, um if there’s one problem with the kids of today it’s that they have too much self-esteem. Sigh… Is there really a need to argue this kind of psycho pseudo-social-darwinistic bullshit? Apparently there is, since Fox News is now instructing a generation of idiot parents to teach their kids that, what, believing in yourself is wrong?

I really hope the recent surge in crazy that’s been coming from the right is just the last gasp of a dying movement.

P.S. and I love how they vaguely link it to some “study” to add legitimacy. The conclusion of the “study” showed what? The young adults of today watched Mr. Rogers as children. The researcher believes the young adults of today have a sense of entitlement? Well then, case closed!

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Morning Links

Finally somebody eviscerates Glenn Beck, and I’m glad it was Stephen Colbert.
Get your Joe the Plumber hate on here.
Musikmesse 2009, the worlds’ leading electronic music trade show, is currently blowing my freaking mind. I’ll do a sum up post on my favorite new pieces of gear when it’s all wrapped up.
Watchmen’s Rorschach as the Randian ideal.
More Inglourious Basterds pics.
The FBI, getting its priorities straight.
peoplewhositinthedisabilityseatswhenimstandingonmycrutches.com

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Inspirational Messages

“The task of an American writer is not to describe the misgivings of a woman taken in adultery as she looks out of a window at the rain, but to describe four hundred people under the lights reaching for a foul ball. This is ceremony.”
-John Cheever

“A RED STAMP. If lilies are lily white if they exhaust noise and distance and even dust, if they dusty will dirt a surface that has no extreme grace, if they do this and it is not necessary it is not at all necessary if they do this they need a catalogue.”
-Gertrude Stein

“The death … of a beautiful woman is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world”
-Edgar Allan Poe

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Give Him Hell Press Corps!

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eXistenZ

So I finally watched a David Cronenberg film that didn’t blow me away. Actually, let me rephrase that. It blew my mind – like all Cronenberg movies – but I just don’t think it really worked.

A little background: ever since watching Crash a few years ago I’ve been steadily working through his catalog. He is one of those rare directors that makes intelligent, bizarre films that seem to work on all levels: writing, dialogue, performances, cinematography, awesome Howard Shore scores (if you only know Shore from the LOTR scores, check out music from Crash and Videodrome). On my recent trip to Portland I came upon a wonderful little store called Strange Maine, where I found a bevy of cheaply-priced VHS tapes, which I ravaged, walking away with a sackful ranging from Don’t Torture a Duckling to Sunday in the Park with George. I also picked up eXistenZ, which was at the top of my list. It had a killer cast, promised old-school Cronenberg mind-bendingness, how could it go wrong?

Well, here’s how. From the beginning, the acting and the dialog across the board is as stunted and cartoony as anything from Scanners (which I tend to forgive because it was early in its career). The opening scene features a cheering crowd of extras that look and sound like they’re from a badly dubbed anime. In fact the performances are so silly that some have questioned if it were intentional, reflecting the dubious-nature-of-reality-theme in the film, but I think that’s a bit too convenient of an excuse. This weighs heavily against the typical Cronenbergian imagery in the film; the pulsing fleshy game controllers, technologically-constructed bodily orifices, and horrific mutant animals become more ridiculous than intriguing when framed and elucidated by awkwardly-delivered lines. It becomes camp and, even if it were intentional – which I doubt, it is not good camp.

Edelstein notes that eXistenz came after a series of “calamitous receptions” to such films as Naked Lunch, M. Butterfly, and Crash, which is why the film seems to be some sort of Videodrome-lite. I don’t know if I’d characterize those films as “calamitous”, since Naked Lunch and Crash quickly developed cult-status, but I understand his search for a reason for this film. The film is still adventurous, it is still complex and provocative, but it quite simply doesn’t hold together, even with the added touch of there being fourth wall commentary on the feebleness of the plot, and its lack of cohesiveness, which acts as a lazy deus ex machina.

eXistenZ an oddity in an otherwise near-perfect oeuvre, made even the more odd by its normally-stellar cast. You just get the sense throughout the movie that they don’t know what in the hell they are supposed to be acting about, and one can hardly expect the audience to be sold on it if the actors are not.

Mafoo’s one-line sum-up review:

eXistenZ is a good movie to get baked, watch with a group of friends, and then compare to the Matrix afterwards.

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