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Dayamn. This looks really good. Although, some might argue that the J.J. Abrams team specializes in creating anticipation. I’m optimistic though. I dig the gritty, under-the-hood perspective of the Enterprise. It’s reminiscent of the new BSG, which has a lot of focus on the people who shift the gears, literally, the workers who are customarily behind the scenes.

I think the new realism trend in sci-fi can be traced to one moment in film history.

The Star Wars scene from Clerks:

Here is a rather silly ONDCP Press Release about a “dangerous new drug threat”:

Extreme Ecstasy!!

The White House Office of National Drug Control Policy (ONDCP) is warning public health and safety leaders across the country about a dangerous new drug threat coming from Canada. Ecstasy laced with methamphetamine (meth) has been entering the United States illegal drug markets, particularly in northern border states. Intelligence reports indicate that once smuggled into the U.S., the meth-laced Ecstasy is then being distributed throughout the country.

I took this “new drug”. In 1998. This is like calling The Backstreet Boys a dangerous new threat. While I’ll concede to the DEA that I feel Backstreet to be both dangerous and a threat, I hardly feel that they are what you would call “new”. In fact they felt tired and old in ’98, but I digress.

The folks at Reason report on the bewilderment of one of the Canadian heads of drug policy, Paul Nadeau, head of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police’s national drug branch:

“According to our stats the presence of methamphetamines in ecstasy is dropping,” he said, adding tests by the RCMP indicate that currently, about 35 per cent of ecstasy pills contain meth, down from 75 per cent several years ago.

“Why now do they feel the need to announce this to the world?” Nadeau said of the Office of National Drug Control Policy.”

I would say that the answer is troubling, in either scenario I can imagine. In the less cynical one, the ONDCP is incredibly inept at viewing current drug trends and quite ill-informed. The other, more likely, scenario, is that this is the ONDCP version of an Orange Alert, something to keep parents scared and to justify increased funding.

I’ll admit that I think Ecstasy 3000, or whatever you want to call it, is a bad drug. It is actually one of the reasons I stopped taking E. It was always very difficult to find pure MDMA, particularly if you happened to buy at the party/rave. MDMA by itself is actually not terribly harmful, it is the crap with which they cut it that makes it so: meth, cocaine, heroin, and (in one of my more disturbing trips) cough medicine.

This press release is actually a clear argument for the legalization of Ecstasy. With regulation, the danger of Tweak-E would be non-existent.

I dig Amy Winehouse. Part of me doesn’t want her to clean up, like I have this irrational fear that if she kicks, then like many pop stars, her music will suffer. Also part of me wants to thumb my nose at all of the busy bodies who feel they know what’s best for her. But the most awesome thing is that she had a hit single, Rehab, which did just that. And it rocks by the way. I think she has one of the best voices in the industry.

This is the shit.

Oh thank you sweet Jesus thank you!! Thank you, thank you… (breaking down into tears)…

That massive void left in my soul after the removal of TV Links has now been filled.

Here it is:

TV Links

And for ref, the new address is:

http://tv-links.cc/

The upshot to this writing strike is that these horribly useless, biased, and corrupt awards shows are being crippled. Looks like the Grammys are heading down the same path as the Golden Globes.
The AFM is jumping in the game, supporting a waiver to allow writers to write for the Grammys ceremony. The AFM acting in self-interest in spite of the writer’s strike? Hardly surprising.

Hell fucking yes.

Ezra Levant of the Western Standard telling off the Canadian Human Rights commission. This is already becoming a classic in verbal pwnage.

A controversial conservative commentator was unrepentant going into a Human Rights and Citizenship Commission hearing yesterday (Sunday), using his Web site to republish the same cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad that got him into trouble in the first place.

The fact that so many people in the western world were so über-sensitive about the Muhammed cartoon was so aggravating. 1. The cartoons were just kinda stupid, not really funny even (I guess cartooning in Denmark ain’t all that) 2. The muslim world needs to learn to accept parody. Stat.

Ok. Every once in a while you stumble onto something on the internet that just… that just really makes you feel good that you are alive.

Elysha is that something for me today.

Ok, we all know and love the vast army of classical cross-over artists. I don’t mean classical cross-over as in Kronos or Alarm Will Sound. I’m talking Charlotte Church, Andrea Bocelli, Bond… that sorta thing. Of course, in the vast arena of horrendous music, classical cross-over has a special place in my heart. This is most likely since I have a mysterious mixture of emotions involved with the genre. There is an odd combination of disgust, envy, resentment, wonder, awe, etc. But it takes a special sort of artist to blend those emotions into something great.

Enter Elysha.

I hadn’t checked the AWS Myspace in a while, and I was performing the often tedious task of approving the hundreds of friend requests. Last on the list to be approved was an intriguing picture of a glammed-out brunette. I don’t know why I clicked it. Maybe it’s because I have a thing for brunettes. Maybe it’s because it was the last one on the list. Or maybe I had a premonition of the wonders to come…

What would you have done?:

Here is Elysha’s description of herself:

Hi! My name is Elysha. I am the result of long, exhausting hours of hard work. Day and night, night and day. No, I’m not the result of what you’re thinking of right now. I’m no more than a fantasy – I’m a drawing. (but between you and me I don’t think I’ve always been like this) See, my creators are basically my parents. I’ve never actually met them, but I can always tell when they’re around (or when they’re not around). Basically, they control most of what I do. It’s ok, it’s not like I have much of a personal life in 2D as it is anyway. However, when I’m playing the violin they can’t control me, ‘cuz you can’t control feelings, and that’s what music is all about. But whenever I play the violin, something strange happens to me. I turn into (gasp!) a human! Yes! I’m three-dimensional for a few minutes! (If you have any pity for me, press that “repeat” button, will you? Thank you.) There’s a catch though – in exchange for my so-called freedom, I can’t talk. (Not that I ever talk much, but whatever. A deal is a deal.) I love it – whenever I play the violin I feel like a different person, like I’m complete. It’s always weird being 2D again after having been 3D – no boobs! Oh well…. That’s my life in a nutshell! There’s more to come soon, so stay tuned! (literally!) And here you’ll find my new album at

Ummm… Do you have any fucking idea what that was all about? I most certainly do not. For a while I was like, is she a real person?? I mean, I think she is real. I don’t know what the hell tip this chick is on, but it is some next-level shit.

And now to the music. I recommend the BACH Remix. The experience is an exercise in endurance, somewhat akin to listening to Satie’s Vexations. She takes the BACH signature theme (B-flat, A, C, B-natural) and basically riffs on it for what feels like 10 minutes but the song is only about 3 and change (perfect for a single!). Make sure you make it to about 2:15 for an awesome treat. The production alone is quite unbelievable. Check out the original BACH tune in the playlist for some amazingly awesome drum programming.

Elysha is where bad meets good, where irony folds in on itself.

Listen to it. It will make you a better person.