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If you’ve ever sweated over a single project for months on end, this video could prove harmful to your mental health. It depicts David Ford playing every single part from the debut single from his latest album, “Go To Hell,” in one take.

Wow, this guy just schooled all of us who make live looped music. Damn it.

-via Listening Post

Beautiful. From Cracked.com:

ELLEN PAGE guzzles SUNNY D as some obnoxious INDIE SONG
blares in the background so that everyone knows that this is
an intellectual, independent film.

She enters a convenience store and meets RAINN WILSON.

ELLEN PAGE

I need to use the bathroom, as I’ve been downing delicious, high-quality Sunny Delight for the past hour.

RAINN WILSON

Sunny Delight? You mean the delicious orange-flavored drink containing a full day’s supply of vitamin C in every serving?

ELLEN PAGE

That’s right! I found it in the fridge, behind the purple stuff! Now relinquish the bathroom key geeves, I for shizz need to spout.

RAINN WILSON

I can barely understand you. Is there a reason you’re talking like what seems like a teenager designed by a committee of adults that have researched youth by watching MTV around the clock?

ELLEN PAGE

Yes, and you better start talking like that too or you’ll have no place in the movie, Dwight.

RAINN WILSON

Oh, er, uh, I mean that’s one doodle that can’t be undid homeskillet oh my god I need a new agent.

ELLEN PAGE

You’re so quirky! And so am I!

My sentiments exactly.

Here’s your chance to relive, or see for the first time, all of the bullshit from last night’s debate, condensed into about 8 minutes.

And in case you were wondering, yes Stefana… Stephano… fucking Snuffalupagus was coached by the extreme right before the debate.

Oh holy crap no yes no yes no YES!!

United Artists is reportedly producing a remake of Teen Witch, the awesome 80s movie about a… ummm, about a teenage witch.

Chances are the movie will blow big time (and I say this with a toothy smile on my face), but any attention paid to this highly under-appreciated art film is welcome. Seriously it’s in my DVD collection sandwiched between Inland Empire and Visitor Q. Don’t believe me?

Check this shit out:

It’s starring a girl from High School Musical (another under-appreciated avant-garde classic), so hopefully they’ll keep the musical aspect to the original.

Alls I’m sayin is that I better see a modern adaptation of this:

Ok, I just visited SWPL to grab their url (for my last post) and came across a pretty hilarious little post:

…the greatest passage in history (from the LA Times):

“Wil Shipley, a Seattle software developer, uses his iPhone at the Whole Foods fish counter to check websites for updates on which seafood is the most environmentally correct to purchase. He quizzes the staff on where and how a fish was caught. Because he carries the Internet with him, “I can be super-picky,” he said.”

That is truly one of those perfect passages where nary a word is spared in the pursuit of showing what an über-douche poor Wil Shipley must be. My favorite part is “environmentally CORRECT”; not friendly, not sensitive; correct!

Awesome. SWPL is still pretty funny, although it could be more accurately called Stuff Yuppies Like, since it doesn’t really apply to the majority of white folk in the country.

Ya know, the guys in red:

Ya know, I periodically subscribe to silly feeds in my RSS reader (Google Reader, get on it!!), ya know the kind of faddy (is that a word? fadish?) blogs that light up the blogEsphere for a few days at a time. Ya know, blogs like Stuff White People Like and Mickey Feo (hmmm… both WordPress…). Every few weeks I’ll tidy up my subscriptions and weed out these blogs with the kind of “What was I thinking?” mentality usually reserved for memories of freshman-year romances.
Well, I’m happy to say that Garfield Minus Garfield has not gone the way of Lucinda, the hedonistic dancer from Milwaukee with the endearing gap in her teeth. It still manages to yank a chuckle out of me, and in fact on occasion even compel me to burst forth a hearty belly laugh, as when I viewed this particular strip:

Das ist güt, ja?

Wow, the sound-bite hunting and gaffe-baiting is so blatant and shameless that I actually felt sorry for Hillary! Lay off, Gibson! Every question is asking for a promise. They don’t owe these asshats anything.

P.S. Someone needs to get Obama a latte, stat! My boy’s about to fall asleep.

Ugh… These are the WORST debate questions I have ever heard. Flag pins, William Ayers, etc. Come on. They keep asking them to make promises, as if they owe George Stefanopolis and Charlie Gibson anything.

They both look tired though. Obama isn’t at his best, but he pulls it together when attacked.

Now, y’all know I’m a fan of bad CNN headlines. Well here’s a blog that not only collects them, but illustrates them as well!

CNN is like the worst “news” source. Ever.

April 15 2008 – Pit bulls kill cancer boy’s miniature horse

Did they really use the term cancer boy???

(see also WTFCNN?