Why exactly is Bush, and all of those wieners in Congress, against human cloning? I believe it must be one of, or a combination of, two things:
A. They want to pretend that only Jesus makes the babies, not scientists, even though this will obviously be possible soon.
B. They fear an impending human vs clones war during which superior clones of the members of Congress will secretly kill their original selves and enact pro-cloning legislature which will lead to Universal Health Care.
Is there another reason to be against human cloning? Well, aside from the inevitable mutant freak babies that will result during trials…