Ok, I heard about Microsoft Songsmith – thought it sounded like an absolute abortion of an idea. This video not only proves that the program is worse than I could have imagined, the video itself makes me want to… it makes me want to eat glass. It makes me want to chew and swallow shards of glass, if only to somehow be able to fathom another sensation overshadowing the sacharrine, failed-tongue-in-cheek, naive freaking holocaust of an ad campaign I just viewed.
Enjoy!
Matt Marks Music 
Can you turn up the jazz, please?
old wifey needs a little bit of the motherfuckin autotune if you ask me.