Wow. Leopard Mail looks like it’s going to give Google a run for its money. I love my Gmail and Google Reader, but this looks amazing. Stationary? RSS feeds? Jesus.
Monthly Archives: October 2007
Sigur Ros Interview
Awesomely awkward Sigur Ros interview”. The interviewer wasn’t really asking the right questions, but they certainly did not make it easy on him.
Book of the Hanging Nooses
Hey. News flash. When you make it incredibly easy for idiots to fuck with shit, idiots will fuck with shit. I mean, I completely understand being offended by a hung noose, that shit is fucked up. Everything it represents from lynchings to capital punishment is horrible. But do you know how easy it is to hang a noose? Boop! Just like that. Just scared and offended millions of people. If you give assholes that kind of power then they will inevitably use it.
There seems to be this paranoid fear that all of these nooses are heralding some new white supremacist movement or something. Is crazy-ass racism present in America? Hell yeah it is, more than people (especially white people) want to admit. But all it takes to throw up a few nooses and draw some graffiti is ONE PERSON: one simple-minded, bored, racist anus-face.
I've never understood the idea of giving so much power to a word, symbol or gesture. Curse-words, flaming crosses, and middle fingers just hold no weight with me. You could throw these at me till the cows come home and I would just look at you blankly. Of course, this is easy to say as a white-ish male in society. But I always come back to the Lenny Bruce argument: the fear and reverence given to these symbols and words is what gives them power.
Filed under Lenny Bruce, noose, nooses, racism, white supremacist
Burn the RIAA to the Ground!!
Beautiful. This makes Radiohead, NIN, Oasis, Jamiroquai, and now Madonna the list of former major-labellers who have now dumped the Record Industry. That's what you get for suing kids assholes! They are fast becoming as obsolete as the Walkman and is there ever an industry that deserves it…
Filed under Jamiroquai, Madonna, NIN, Nine Inch Nails, Oasis, Radiohead, Record Industry, RIAA, Walkman
Matt Marks is totally moded by Family Guy
Ok. I was a doubter. I worried about the future of the funniest show on television. Then this last Sunday’s episode came on. Hell yes. What I should have realized is that the one before this was a Brian episode. They tend to be, like his personality, more serious and somewhat romantic, ever since Season One’s Brian in Love.
This last episode, titled Believe it or not, Joe’s walking on air is the sort of episode that tends to have the widest appeal, and surely leaves me in helpless fits of laughter. The use of self-referential/deprecating humor was conspicuous in this episode, with the writers poking fun at criticisms leveled against them by South Park, among others. Once could view these responses either as acts of self-consciousness or as humorous means of transcendence. I tend to be optimistic about it. I was laughing my ass off, so I approve.
In other humor news. I have always been a fan of slapstick movies, unrealistic comedies such as Airplane, Naked Gun, even the Hot Shots movies made me laugh. Maybe it’s because I’m getting older, but the newest movie to emerge from the genre, The Comebacks, just looks awful. It could be because I’m just generally not a sports fan, but come on, one scene shows referees with dark glasses and canes. Oh! I get it they’re blind! A-he he… It could be just my growing older, I wasn’t particularly thrilled with the Scary Movie series, I just generally think the two young Wayans brothers are about as funny as a tube of Metemucil. No, actually Metemucil at times can be quite hilarious. I actually think David Koechner was pretty funny in SNL, Anchorman, and The Office, but I will sit this one out.
Filed under Metemucil, Naked Gun, Scary Movie, SNL, South Park, The Comebacks, The Office
The Most Terrifying Foods in the World
Cracked has really reinvented itself in a great way, from the blatant MAD Magazine knockoff, to an online humor website that is actually smart and funny, while being informative (read a MAD recently? not much of any of these things…).
Today’s article is The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World. Anyone who knows me, or read my recent Bull Penis post, knows of my, shall we say, penchant for eating exotic foods. This list though, Jesus. Most of these I have never heard of, though I am proud to say that I have eaten a minor variation of one of them: the Iraqi boiled sheep’s head – last year I ate a boiled goat’s head at Greek diner in Astoria. Another one, the Filipino half-incubated duck eggs I saw on Fear Factor once. By far the most disgusting one, though it’s only listed as number 5, is Casu Marzu:
Casu Marzu is a sheep’s milk cheese that has been deliberately infested by a Piophila casei, the “cheese fly.” The result is a maggot-ridden, weeping stink bomb in an advanced state of decomposition.
Its translucent larvae are able to jump about 6 inches into the air, making this the only cheese that requires eye protection while eating. The taste is strong enough to burn the tongue, and the larvae themselves pass through the stomach undigested, sometimes surviving long enough to breed in the intestine, where they attempt to bore through the walls, causing vomiting and bloody diarrhea
Eek. I am still creeped out by the eating of bugs. In fact, bugs in general have always creeped me the hell out. Although I did eat ants with Adam Shipman once in middle school…
Filed under mad magazine, sheep's head
Live-Blogging the new Radiohead album – In Rainbows
Just bought the new Radiohead album In Rainbows. Paid 5 pounds. The site is moving at a snail’s pace, they must be seriously stressed with people buying the album.
I’m giving the album a first listen. Writing down my reaction to each track.
Here we go:
1. 15 Step – A very bright opening for a Radiohead album. The track is in 5 (or 10 depending on your philosophy…). It starts out with a reverby 808 clap and beat-sliced high-frequency drums. The track get progressively more analog, so to speak. More realistic drums are introduced, then a pretty straight-forward electric guitar, then driving bass. Settles into a nice groove, if it does get a little “groove”y if you know what I mean.
2. Bodysnatchers – Fuzzed out guitar and bass begin this track. This track could seriously be at home in The Bends. Still upbeat, could this be an uplifting Radiohead album? Yorke’s vocals are, as usual, obscured, so he could be singing about suicide for all I know. But it definitely sounds more positive than Hail to the Thief. Striking though, is the similarity of the first two tracks to Kid A, with the intro electronica-influenced track followed by the rock-out second jam.
3. Nude – Very unique, unsettling intro. Lots of effects at the beginning, eventually settling into a really nice tune, relying mainly on simple guitar, bass, drums, and reverb soaked vocals. Gets a little ethereal towards the B section, but the effects seem to be hardware-produced, which is a nice change. Nigel Godrich you demon you, this track is so clean, an early favorite.
4. Weird Fishes/Arpeggi – Starts with a drum sample-style breakbeat. In fact it’s so clean, I might just take it… I think it is safe to say at this point that this album will be considered one of their “guitar-heavy” albums. Harmonically, this song is very beautiful, expansive and patience, the chord changes are unexpected and very welcome. Still uplifting, although Yorke described the album as “terrifying”. Aww he’s just afraid of be called a big softy.
5. All I Need – 2nd in a row with an opening drum solo, although this one has an ambient background. Most notably absent in this album seems to be the lack of memorable melodies and lyrics. This is usually a doomsday sign for bands in their later years, but this album is so far making up for it with excellent production and arrangements. But I have to wonder: it really is a pleasure to hear on my nice headphones, but would I want to listen to it on my laptop speakers or crappy iPod headphones, like so many people inevitably will? I wonder if the beauty and subtlety of the tracks will be lost in those formats.
6. Faust Arp – First acoustic guitar-based song on the album. Wow, kind of Beatles-influenced, with accompanying string (synth?) counter-melody. The guitars’ chord progression really reminds me of Mother Nature’s Son from The White Album.
7. Reckoner – Jesus, this one opens with a loud drum solo. Ouwey. Followed by electric guitar picking (noticing a trend?). The album is now starting to solidify in how Yorke described it (“almost embarrassingly minimal”). Hopefully the almost is a big almost – I think it is. Reckoner develops into a nice, lush orchestral section in the middle, with some really nice multi-tracked Thoms. This is shaping up to be a brilliant background music album. A great soundtrack to listen to as you walk down the street in fall, or to put on in your bedroom just before gettin “amorous”.
8. House Of Cards – Ouch. The 160 bitrate is painfully noticeable in the opening guitar solo in this track. At first I though it might be amp distortion, but I know that sound! This is maybe the track most influenced by post-rock, although it sounds unlike any post-rock song I have ever heard. Reverb might as well be listed as a fifth instrument hear, as it is covering every single sound we hear. It’s a pretty little song, ironically maybe the most memorable, and also the most sparse and hypnotic.
9. Jigsaw Falling Into Place – Starts off sounding like an acoustic 2 + 2 = 5, but then taking a left turn into obscureness with Yorke’s trademark howls. But then a clear, present version of his voice comes in with the melody, his most clear lyrics yet on this album: “Just as you take my hand…”. The song, like many others, is tight and neat, developing into a nice stringy jam towards the end. A good amount of strings on this album.
10. Videotape – Wow. I couldn’t really write during that one. By far the most hypnotic song on the album. A four note piano sostenuto (with a very, very minor variation) rides over the entire song, Yorke mumbling characteristically throughout the song, a picked bass on every quarter-note, and an extremely limited drum part (with its phased, effected counterpart in the left channel). Towards the end, the song seems to make an attempt to break out of its hypnotic prison but never manages to, this could be the “terrifying” thing Yorke was talking about – it is kind of frightening.
This is definitely a unique Radiohead album, no doubt about it. It will never be as widely hailed as OK Computer or Kid A, I feel pretty sure of that. It will not be a major cultural milestone as those albums were and it doesn’t seek to be. It is just a nice, chill album to listen to. It is the type of album you will find in your iTunes, a couple years from now and think, “Wow, this is a really great album. Why didn’t I listen to it more?”. Why? Because it’s not here to thrill, it not here to make an impression. It’s as thematically shoe-gaze as it is musically. It is here to exist as an album of good music.
Now, that said, it may not bode well for the future of Radiohead. Pretty much all rock stars settle into a comfortable style and end up sticking with it till the bitter end – usually with less than exciting results. Instrumentally, Radiohead is looking to their past – I’d say somewhere in between The Bends and OK Computer. The music, production, and style is all forward-looking, but they are actively keeping it guitar, bass, drums, and voice. The electronics and ambient pad sounds are used much more sparingly than in past albums. They do wonderful things with these instruments, but the music that results will not get you jumping around the apartment. It will however, put a smile (melancholic or not) on your face. Just as with Hail to the Thief I am thinking, “Now I really want to hear what they will do next…”.
It is definitely the type of album that certain people will claim as their favorite, just because how understated it is. It’s not my favorite. I think OK Computer will forever be that, likely because it is the first one I heard. This is a delightfully strange album though, in a way that isn’t readily apparent. I look forward to listening to it on different speakers and headphones and seeing how I feel about it. Personally, most striking is Godrich’s production. Radiohead should do what The Beatles never had the balls to do. Invite their producer to be a member of the band. He is perhaps the one contributing the most.
Watch the victim’s mom describe her grief
Tragedy hits a small Wisconsin town. Typical mass murder style: guy goes apeshit, kills a bunch of people for no apparent reason. Crazy shit, happens a lot in this country for some reason.
Here’s what bothered me. CNN.com’s video link, titled:
Watch the victim’s mom describe her grief
They’re really just cutting to the chase now. No “watch the impact on family and friends”, no “watch the family’s reaction”, just sit back and “watch the victim’s mom describe her grief”.
That’s all we really want right? Just give us a taste of the tragedy. Let us experience some vicarious grief and horror. That’s why we watch the news, right?
I can’t bring myself to click that link. It’s tempting though.
Filed under mass murder, murder, sheriff's deputy, Tyler Peterson, wisconsin
Google Reader out of Labs
Google Reader, which has become a daily routine for me, has just come out of Google Labs (which is G-speak for Beta). I can’t tell you how much of a Reader slave I have become. It essentially collects and stores all of your RSS feeds in one place, thereby saving you the need of checking every single blog and website manually for updates. You simply subscribe to each feed and Reader keeps them all in one place. I have a good amount of blogs and stuff in there, so every day I have between 100-200 new posts that I sift through. It can often be a info glut at times, but using the key commands and maintaining a discriminatory perspective on the mass of info is necessary. I am the type of person who needs to feel current with the times so it is a nice alternative to sifting through numerous websites, and their numerous ads.
Also emerging from Labs is GOOG 411, which is an awesome alternative to the traditional paid 411 bullshit.
I really dig the map feature. Having Google Maps on my phone has seriously changed my life.
Oh Google Masters please enslave the planet with your superiors ideas!
Fall TV Line-Up
Pushing Daisies seems promising. I caught the first episode, although I was actually kind of half-watching it. It’s a cute little fantasy, with a good amount of dark humor – it reminds me of some of Roald Dahl’s children’s stories. The premise is pretty creative and quirky, could be tough to sustain a few seasons though: a man has the power to bring people back to life by touching them, if he touches them again they die forever, and if he doesn’t touch them in 2 minutes then someone nearby dies to keep the balance or something but the second-touch thing still applies. So of course a highly desirable, hot, cool chick dies and he brings her back to life, but of course he can’t touch her or else she dies. Quite a pickle.
Reaper is getting really good reviews but I honestly wasn’t too into it. The trend this season seems to be quirky dramas, which I suppose is a nice alternative to the continual onslaught of cop, hospital, and court dramas. For example, Reaper is about a young guy who is contracted by Satan (played by Twin Peaks’ Ray Wise to hunt down denizens of hell who have escaped. It’s essentially a comedy and there were a few funny moments in it, but right now it seems a little, um… CW-ey if you know what I mean (although, 2 Family Guys every weekday? Nice, CW!).
Chuck is also getting a lot of accolades but to be honest, it just seems corny as hell, I don’t think I’ll find time to watch it.
I half-watched an episode of Dirty Sexy Money and it was good kind of in the same way that Desperate Housewives is good. The writing, acting, and cinematography is good, but I just don’t want to spend an hour watching rich assholes, no matter how clever it is.
To be honest, it’s getting really hard having to wait until February until Lost and BSG come out. This season is promising, but I want my shows!
Oh yeah! 30 Rock‘s season premier was hilarious!!
Filed under Lost, Pushing Daisies, Ray Wise, Reaper, Roald Dahl, Twin Peaks