Entries from October 2007

October 25, 2007

New unaired Family Guy!! Stewie Kills Lois!

I feel a little bad about posting this, since it’s apparently not the finalized version, but then again fuck it. I don’t feel like waiting another week and a half and neither do you. So here it is in all it’s glory: Stewie Kills Lois -found at sidereel

October 25, 2007

Voices That Care

This is about Gulf War 1, just so you know, curiously free of any military imagery: I don’t see how growing up in that bastion of mediocrity that was the late 80s/early 90s could fail to mess you up in the head a little. I remember watching shit like this as a kid and knowing [...]

October 25, 2007

The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Hell fucking yes. Yeah, it’ll probably suck. But it could be good. It could… If they put some money into it and got some good writers and actors, it could rock. I mean 24 shouldn’t have been good and it is, despite the torture. In my fantasy The Sarah Connor Chronicles becomes an awesome new [...]

October 24, 2007

Mafoo’s ABC Adventure

October 23, 2007

Subway Thoughts

Just waited for 20 minutes on an A-train at Broadway-Nassau. The train sat there, more and more people squeezing on, the subway doors continuously beginning to close and then snapping back suddenly. It wasn't exactly rhythmic, but it had a certain obscene quality to it, like a turtle head nervously poking out – or the [...]

October 23, 2007

Dumbledore Was Gay or Is Gay?

The easiest type of admission or revelation happens after the fact. Oh, btw I was on steroids, now that I already have the medal, Read my lips: no new taxes, etc. How much of a cultural milestone should it be that J.K. Rowling has retroactively made one of her major characters a homosexual? To me [...]

October 22, 2007

Republicans vs Hillary

Although I talk a lot of shit about the left, they’ll still never be the fire-breathing assholes the Republicans are. Jesus, they seem to get off on un-gentlemen-like behavior at these debates. Have a degree of fucking honor, dayamn! They gnash their teeth like kids on a playground. I’m not a Hillary fan either, but [...]

October 22, 2007

Sushi so fresh it’s alive

There are two types of exotic foods, in my opinion: the type that stress your taste buds and the type that stress your brain. This is the latter. To be honest that video freaks me out, how the fish is still breathing while its body is sliced up and being eaten. It’s like something out [...]

October 21, 2007

Hot Chicks with Douchebags

Wow, I just came across this site. I can’t tell if it is more infuriating or more hilarious. I’ll probably settle with infuriating, since every sensible guy has, as some point in his life, despaired on some beautiful girl’s unbelievably bad choice in men. The guy who runs the site really seems to have made [...]

October 21, 2007

Who do I hate most of all?

Choose one: I hate (A) Activists (B) Hipsters (C) Yuppies (D) Hippies most of all. I can’t decide. Feel free to vote yourself in my comments. Now, I guess I would still consider myself more to the left than to the right politically. But it’s becoming more and more apparent that I dislike the people [...]